My name is: Gatling von Schaffenhaus, but you can call me Gatty.
How’d I get that name? My parents named me after a noble, Bavarian, sausage-making ancestor… and a machine gun.
Age: Not quite 7
Breed: German Shepherd Dog (GSD for you acronym hounds)
Favorite treat: Meat and catfood…and cat (jk!)
Favorite adventure: I took my parents on a canoe trip once, and jumped out in the middle of the lake to “rescue” a duck. Did I mention that duck is on my “Favorite Treats” list?
Mr. Pish ROCKS!